My new theory

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Again, it's been forever since I last posted.
But then again, I never promised to post consistently.

So a summary of what has happened since my last post:
I've finished my exams and passed with flying colors. Bring it on 2nd year!

I'm back in Oman for the summer, and I'm enjoying it so far. Parents some times can be a nuisance, but most of the time they're fun to be with.

I went to Dubai once so far, with approximately another 10 guys, all of which are students I graduated with from the Sultan's school. Took lots of pictures and had fun.

I went to Jabal Al Akhdar (the green mountain), with a few of my friends who study in the same university as me. It's a trip that'll remain a memory worth remembering. Took around 400 pictures haha.

I did the Lasik operation, and now I no longer wear glasses. I have to be careful with my eyes nowadays, but soon enough I'll be able to relax just like any other person!

So what have I been up to nowadays? Well I've been heading to the gym on an almost daily basis, and trying to keep my food healthy when I can. Oh and watching plenty of anime as usual. But what I'll talk about in this post is my new theory: Masturbation is the cause of baldness in men.


Woah Yuseff, thats a sensetive topic! Yes, but I could care less, and if my theory could be of any use to anyone, then why care about the trivial matters?

So yes, masturbation, also known as the secret habit (العادة السرية) and so on. I'm sure many of you know what I'm talking about. Well as most of us know, in the religion of Islam, it's forbidden to masturbate. But some of us nowadays ignore that completely, stating that to keep themselves away from having sex, they masturbate. I can understand, after all, anyone can figure out that masturbation is a lesser evil when compared to sex. After all sex can bring about unwanted children and aids, while masturbation surely doesn't. Masturbation can also be kept a secret, while sex must involve another person and can eternally scar your reputation if found out.

We've all been taught how significantly wrong it is to have sex until marriage. Sure other people say as long as there are no children and they haven't gotten aids, then it would be okay to have sex. Even so, the religion of Islam forbids sex, and I'm not planning on defying that. So why masturbation as well? How is a man to keep himself intact if he is to stay away from both? Lust is a part of us, humans, after all!

Well sure if you google something along the lines of "is masturbation healthy for us?" you'd get results stating that masturbation is a completely healthy process and there's nothing wrong about it. However, that is not true (even though i'd like it to be so), masturbation increases DHT levels in the human body. DHT (Dihydrotestosterone) is a metobolite of the hormone Testosterone. When the DHT levels in the body are higher than they should be, hence overloaded, they cause baldness. DHT levels can be increased by stress as well, meaning stress as well is a factor that causes baldness, but not on the same level as masturbation, which is more of a cause than stress. In simple english, the more you masturbate, the more you cause your DHT levels to increase, and the more they do, the balder you'll get.

HOWEVER, DHT is not all bad! DHT is more useful than not, but its DHT levels' overload that are bad. Some might argue, stating that masturbation can relieve the body of certain chemicals and rebalance the hormone levels and lots of other factors which have been proved scientifically. I won't say no, however the human body has already solved this problem as we have been taught in our religion, and that is by it having a wet dream, where the body ejects fluids that rebalance hormones and all of the mentioned above. By doing so, the human body can remain under control and there'd be no need for masturbation when it comes to scientific stuff.

The real challenge is the lust. Can a person not have sex and not masturbate as well? Our society obviously does not aid this idea, but the answer remains yes for me. When there is a will, there is a way. The lust is a challenge sent to us from God. Can we control our lustful desires? If so, we have won this challenge and attained the heavens as a reward, but if not, be sure that we will have commited many sins.

Another fact worth mentioning is that baldness is not entirely dependant on masturbation alone. There is as well the Male Pattern Baldness Gene that we must take into account. It is the primary cause of baldness, and is often attained from either the mothers family gene pool or from the father himself, not the fathers family. Hence if you noticed that your hair is thinning even though your diet is healthy and you take good care of your health, then stop masturbating, it will slow down the process if not entirely stop it.
In conclusion, don't masturbate! its forbidden and will make you bald!

Thats my theory I guess, and if you're wondering why I've been putting too much thought into this, it is because I want to convince myself that masturbation is forbidden for a reason and to keep myself away from it. Man this post took alot more than thirteen minutes!